Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.
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A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.
Lew Col
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
H. L. Mencken
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Sean O'Casey
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Ed Howe
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
An optimist is someone who thinks all is good
A pessimist is someone who laughs at an optimist.
So I'm a pessimist ... Sue me, like I care.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
The paradox of life, we live to die yet we die to live.
When in doubt, pretend. When pretending, have no doubt about it.
No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Never reflect on your life, it will just depress you.
A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.
Elbert Hubbard
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.
Mark Harrold
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Oscar Wilde
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Ogden Nash
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